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rysiek@szmer.info to Technology@beehaw.orgEnglish ·
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The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans

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The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans

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  • Butterbee (She/Her)@beehaw.org
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    The war thunder forums are going to go HARD for the next 4 years.

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    deleted by creator

    • breezeblock@lemm.ee
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      A fine DUI hire.

    • Zagorath@aussie.zone
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      The highest-ranked person I’ve received classified intel from is the Secretary of the Interior. I must not be important enough. :(

    • Chakravanti@monero.townBanned from community
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      Yes

  • Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    This is embarrassing.

    • rysiek@szmer.infoOP
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      Transparency though. 🫠

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        • Comment105@lemm.ee
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          Next war plan is going to happen in an X thread. They’re gonna @ eachother about seizing Toronto and nuking Vancouver.

          They’ll launch the nuke from a submarine, They’ll trigger their own warning system, they’ll panic, they’ll think it’s a Japanese nuke, they’ll launch retaliatory strikes, the Philippines will be unrecognizable.

          The Toronto invasion force won’t have crossed the border before the entire admin is in bunkers and not communicating. They’ll be an army on standby to invade an ally, and they’ll hear the admin atomically spooked itself into giving China their sea claims in the worst way, a way nobody is happy with.

          Democrats will respond by suggesting that other Democrats should consider launching an investigation on an accelerated timeline, with only 3 short months (~0.903 Metric months) to be completed and brought before a committee hearing that already has three notices that members will be absent, unable to attend due to family functions and vacation plans.

          Streaming revenues will be stable, Call of Duty MAUs will not fluctuate notably, Starbucks will close 8 locations, most celebrities will be done tweeting/blueskying about how it’s fucked up. JD Vance will call someone the N word on live TV to thunderous applause.

          • AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca
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            It brings me comfort knowing they aren’t competent enough to surprise attack Canada

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      To people with self awareness, a sense of shame and at least a bit of integrity it sure would be!

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    Congratulations, the US of A, you War Thundered yourself.

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    America is so cooked lol

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      Yeah looking back this is going to get its own chapter at least, if not its own fucking section in non-fiction / history / American history

  • Chloyster [she/her]@beehaw.org
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    This is one of the most insane things I’ve ever read

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    Holy fuck this is deranged

  • Riley@lemmy.ml
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    “👊🇺🇸🔥” to committing war crimes, Americae delenda est.

    • itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Shouldn’t it be America delenda est? I thought it’s nominative

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    Is there a way around the pay wall?

    • Beej Jorgensen@lemmy.sdf.org
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      https://archive.ph/5RXO0

      • Megaman_EXE@beehaw.org
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        Thank you very much!

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      Firefox browser, and click immersive reader/simplified view icon next to url. No more paywall

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        I didn’t realize Firefox could do that! Been using it for a year now lol. Very cool. Thank you!

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          Did you find the settings? I can’t see it in the FF phone app.

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            I hadn’t tried it on mobile but I’m not seeing the settings for it either. I might be blind

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              Thanks for looking

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    When a “reporter” supports genocide but not leaks about genocide.

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    Rip

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    Soon to be:

    “Reporter arrested with classified documents”

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