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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 个月前

An American delicacy

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An American delicacy

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 个月前
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  • redlemace@lemmy.world
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    And suddenly the last two months make (some) sense

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      I would eat this whole thing if it would undo the Trump presidency.

      • redlemace@lemmy.world
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        Taking one for the team. Much appreciated ! If it had those powers you’d receive much help & support. Hell, I even think people will fight you for it!

      • PunnyName@lemmy.world
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        Same

      • sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works
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        I would eat this whole thing if it would undo feeling like absolute garbage when I’m done.

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    • Admiral Patrick@dubvee.org
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      This looks like one of those crazy old-timey recipes from the 50s/60s that you would see in a magazine.

      The only thing missing is the whole thing being encased in green Jell-O.

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        My dad would fondly recall dinners of cubed spam mixed into cream cheese. I never looked at my grandmother the same after that.

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          Don’t blame them. They went through the Great Depression and WWII. They’ve known scarcity like we have no concept of (…yet?).

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          Okay, now imagine, like OP said in another comment: would you eat this entire thing if doing so undid 47’s presidency?

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      • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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        That gay Bermudian dude who makes old recipes for better or worse on Tiktok did this one, didn’t add the hot dogs though. It is exactly as you say. It’s basically a pound of balogna slathered in cream cheese decorated with EZ cheese. For some goddamn reason. Wash it down with a cool refreshing glass of beef fizz.

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      Glad I could assist!

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      I just got over a stomach flu and my appetite was juuuuuuuuust starting to come back.

      Not anymore.

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    it would me more American if it had sliced dill pickles instead of olives

  • partial_accumen@lemmy.world
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    TIHI

  • FeloniousPunk@lemmy.today
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    Gross. Those hotdogs need to be grilled first.

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    You and your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

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    Bro this made me sick from just looking at it…

  • Sundray@lemmy.sdf.org
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    American delicacy

    travesty

  • SuluBeddu@feddit.it
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    The random use of Italian words

    Behold, my new Savona Patty. Then, have some Bellissimo Salad. Would you like some Grazie topping, perhaps a Fortuna sauce?

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    Dont worry babe, you’re mistaken: i slaughtered the first one and this was the one from the fridge we were planning to save for later.
    …We’re not anymore, btw.

  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    This is what the over weight nuclear launch operator has to wipe off his mouth while fumbling with his cheese whiz slathered fingers for the unlock keys … then dies of a massive heart attack before being able to launch the first strike.

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    Don’t touch Bologna

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    I just can’t, I had hot dog balogna cake for breakfast lunch and dinner every day this year

    Enough’s enough

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    This is the height of the American palate. JFC they cook with cheetos, processed “cheese” and sprite FFS.

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      Incorrect. This is just memes.

      Also, processed cheese is simply cheese with emulsifiers added to it.

      Unless you’re talking specifically about Kraft “cheese product” singles.

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        I know it’s just memes. Am I not allowed to poke fun on a meme shitposting c/?

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