I bet I could waste funds by getting hired and then doing absolutely nothing
Thats what I was thinking, join and do nothing
Y’all do realize that this exact same line of thinking prefaced a non-zero amount of “I’m just here for the experience” corpses in any war, ever. I can only imagine how many poor bastards thought they could game the system with a quick in-out like a flash, back home before you could spit. Every. Single. Fucking time.
No one makes it out alive, man. Every day counts. Don’t “meh” this one.
Good point. This needs to be said more.
Don’t do nothing. If you can’t crack a comp, take pics of all their physical data.
Great opportunity for sabotage
Flooding hr with fake apps isn’t a bad idea, but working for them is.
Taking the job and not doing the work isn’t.
Quiet Quitting Freezes ICE Activity — New Hires Slack Attack As Payback
Or doing it but snitching on them every attempt they make. Cracking their hardware and feeding backdoors all the way so when you leave, you don’t have to “leave.”
excellent idea, until they read your online history and ship you to El Salvador for being a terrorist
Well, if he sends the CIA there then thats at least something he pretended to do worth doing. Good news that if he does try to pull that off I got a good guess as to who ends up there.
Ah shucks guys, I really didn’t mean to drop all of those tables, I thought it was test
