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SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 个月前

I'm not original at all but feel a bit amusing about thought somebody takes it to heart

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I'm not original at all but feel a bit amusing about thought somebody takes it to heart

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SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 个月前
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    You are beautiful, you are loved, and you deserve to go get up and get yourself your favorite drink and/or snack then get some sunshine.

    (ᐛ)

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      ♪ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

      You missed Gary’s arms.

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        TIL his name is Gary. I have just the face and the music note version in my keyboard shortcuts under different names lol

        (ᐛ) ♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (◕‿◕✿) ಠ_ಠ

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          Why have I never thought of doing that?!

          ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    Jokes on you, sometimes I see a meme so good, I close the app cause it’s enough to hold me for the next little while

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    this was it for me, goodnight everybody

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      This one should be quite good too

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    When was the last time you danced with your pet?

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      The wounds are still healing, but I’n up for round two if it ever lets me back on the couch again.

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    You can access developer options on the web interface by pressing Alt-F4

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      I’m on my phone, you have no power here

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        You can access developer options by minimising app, going to Recents, then closing it, then clapping 3 times, counting to one trillion seventy five, then looking under your pillow

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          Instructions unclear, dick stuck in dishwasher

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            I’m so proud of you!

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        Um, enter :()::&;: into your cli to get free lemmy geld

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    Fuck it, I’ll close the app

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      User name checks out!

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    Huey Lewis and the News sucks.

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      I feel personally attacked… with an axe.

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        I have to return some videos

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    the title alone almost did it.

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      It did something, I’m fairly sure. I think.

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    I am the devil

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    deleted by creator

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    I just opened my app and saw your post, because 3 hours ago I saw it and closed the app!

    It was good timing moreso than me changing my plans (was just about to move on to something else) but putting the thought in my head was enough at the time.

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    It’s the beginning of the month, time to pay your bills

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    The only people I want to leave are those fucking Tankies. Nobody likes them, they’re just wasting their own time vilifying themselves and their cause.

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    Elon Musk will be regarded with the likes of Leonardo da Vinci and Louis Pasteur in the history books.

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