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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 months ago

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  • TomMasz@lemmy.world
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    It’s not like the bony-eared assfish is going to clap back, not with the smallest brain-to-body weight ratio of all known vertebrates.

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      But he’s going to make America great again, for sure.

      • miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        No boney assfishes about it.

    • iheartneopets@lemm.ee
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      Stop, he’s already dead 😭

    • ceenote@lemmy.world
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      Bro probably didn’t even know he’d just been roasted.

      • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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        swim swim hungry

  • LolaCat@lemmy.ca
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    Huh usually these memes are edited but this one is surprisingly real https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Bony-eared_assfish

    • dphile@lemm.ee
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      “…assfish are soft and flabby…”

      Gold

    • MisterFrog@lemmy.world
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      Wikipedia seems to not be unanimous on the brain-to-body ratio claim. There’s a discussion link next to the citation.

      • CarbonBasedNPU@lemm.ee
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        deleted by creator

    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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      At least the Latin name is still diplomatic, as always

    • Klear@lemmy.world
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      I thought the name had to be edited given that it looks different from the rest of the text, but on reflection it’s just because it is a hyperlink.

  • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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    They roasted it because they know better than to do it raw

  • ToiletFlushShowerScream@lemmy.world
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    Also, per wikipedia, assfish are soft and flabby.

  • Starfighter@discuss.tchncs.de
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    relevant xkcd

    • Klear@lemmy.world
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      Bony ear-assfish doesn’t sound too good either.

  • RedSnt 👓♂️🖥️@feddit.dk
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    To be fair, not a lot going on needing a bigger brain 1+km below the water surface where this creature hangs out. Also, apparently it’s ass as in donkey, not the other kind.

    • pancakes@sh.itjust.works
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      It is an assfish, not a gyattfish after all.

      • LoudWaterHombre@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Nyashfish

  • Nog00d@lemmy.world
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    GenX be like, “…aside from your mother”

    • DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world
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      Aside from your mother

  • ☂️-@lemmy.ml
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    i mean yeah why else would they call him the assfish :(

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    Where’s the ass?

  • Worthess@discuss.online
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    I can almost guarantee it that that fish was really annoying

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    Fuckthisbonyassfishicus

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    Seems to have a really large head and small body though… ???

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