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spujb@lemmy.cafe to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

wyd in this situation

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wyd in this situation

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spujb@lemmy.cafe to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago
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    Answer, obviously

  • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world
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    I am simple Heavy. Sandvich calls me, I answer.

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      But this is a wi(t)ch though.

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    Answer, obviously. It’s not every day you get a call from a sandwich.

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      • Pinklink@lemm.ee
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        Scamwich.

        • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today
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          Sandswitch.

      • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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        Then I get to eat the rich, which is almost as good.

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          • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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            You did specify it was Musk and Trump.

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        Then I would be tricked and their deception has reached another low.

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    Sorry I can’t answer… I’m already on a call.

  • Snapz@lemmy.world
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    Turn phone upside down until sandwich fall out. Eat it up. Yum.

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    Tap green. Twice.

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    Hello? Yes, this is mouth.

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    Clearly a spam call, ignore

  • webmaster@lemmy.world
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    accept

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    Fuck… now I’m hungry.

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    What monster red phones this

  • Ziglin (it/they)@lemmy.world
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    Answer with a funny voice, how about you?

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    Miss me with that stock photo dry ass looking sandwich

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      Dry? Between the lettuce, tomato and spread it’s probably just right. What are you looking for? Something most and sloppy between two buns?

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        (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

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        I can just tell.

        But I don’t mean to rag on it if it looks good to you.

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    Too much lettuce. I’d let it go to voicemail.

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