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Admiral Patrick@dubvee.org to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 year ago

Demand ad companies take security seriously first and maybe we'll talk.

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Demand ad companies take security seriously first and maybe we'll talk.

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Admiral Patrick@dubvee.org to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 year ago
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    I’ve been halfheartedly saying I’m going to start a religion based on ads being bad for one’s soul. It makes more sense every day.

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      How do you intend to acquire a congregation?

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        Where do I sign up?

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          If he tells you, he’d be advertising and that’s against his religion.

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            Just live the principals and you’re already a congregant, my child

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            That’s not advertising, that’s prosthelytizing. Advertising has to be for goods and services. And just telling someone about something isn’t advertising. It’s when you spend money or resources to bring attention to that thing that it counts as advertising. People keep saying that putting a sign on your building stating the company name is advertising. It’s not.

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          Seek and ye shall find.

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        well, they just picked up one follower.

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          By advertising. So it is now officially a religion since it’s full of hypocrites.

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            Checkmate, atheists!

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            is there public awareness that isn’t advertising?

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              Yes, this isn’t advertising. It’s proselytizing. Advertising has to be for goods and services and it has to be explicit. Me telling you about the company I work for isn’t advertising.

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            That’s not advertising…

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              Thit’s nit idvirteesing…

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        Lmao

        I don’t, i suppose

        Word of mouth & direct delivery tablet cuneiform maybe, go old school

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      I’m a convert. Who wants to write our hymns?

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        Glory to Ublock on high! May it’s righteous code bless our browsers for all eternity.

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          Unlock Origin*

          From now on, referring to it incorrectly is considered herecy and punishable by up to 17 whip lashes.

          Edit: not gonna fix the typo, I’ll take my lashes

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            I was about to join untill the whiplashes. I prefer something bit more laid back

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              Perhaps we can interest you in some gentle tongue lashes?

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                ooh sounds like me to myself when I’m having doomsday hangover. I’m in

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      do it so we can claim anti ad blocker measures are discriminatory

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      I’d join. Nice username

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        You too, Detective

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        deleted by creator

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      Your move Satanist church.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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      “The real money is in starting a religion.” - L. Ron Hubbard

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      Please add me to that newsletter, and may the billboards be cast from your sight, brother!

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      With that, you could sue Google and other companies pushing anti-adblocker tech for discrimination, just bring up all the cases when the supreme court sided with cristofascists to oppress other people.

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      I’ll subscribe

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