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baatliwala@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 个月前

Beavers finish seven-year dam project in two days

www.telegraph.co.uk

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Beavers finish seven-year dam project in two days

www.telegraph.co.uk

baatliwala@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 个月前
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Eight hard-working rodents save the Czech government almost £1 million by finishing stalled project
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    https://archive.ph/E7IRx

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      Thanks! That website was aggressive lmao

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    Seven years in two days? Talk about eager!

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    Big deal! The Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant met its 5 year goal in 3 seconds!

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    I love beavers. I hope they survive the Anthropocene and take over as the dominant species on earth. All Hail Our Beaver Overlords!!

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      Timber born

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    Bober kurwa!

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      deleted by creator

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    All I can think of is Hundreds of Beavers

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      I dont know how I have missed this, but i highly recommend this masterpiece to anyone planning to binge a couple of shows tonight.

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      I watched that last week at the cinema! It was a surprise movie event. What a weird and hilarious movie, I’ve never laughed so hard. 🤣

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    Paywall.

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      https://archive.ph/20250210232449/https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2025/02/09/beavers-complete-stalled-dam-save-czech-government-money/

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    I keep telling my coworkers beavers will save the planet. I’ll add this to my proof.

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    Post10 seen getting airline tickets to clear that beaver dam (one for him, one for his rake)

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