A head of iceberg lettuce releases new book titled “If Did It” discussing ways it would have ousted Liz Truss as PM
Its amazing how the lettuce completely outlasted her.
OJ spent more time in Al Cowling’s Bronco than Liz did at No10.
She did visit the Queen a few days before her death was announced…
Stop trying to make me like her
Now you have Charles is that really better?
Send her in then
He does have cancer… some might suggest they’ve met.
Did we just blow this wide open?!??
Who’s next? The lettuce? I’ll take the lettuce and UK transition to a no-monarch government before it wilts too much.
But have we actually seen them in the same room???
I think there was a picture of them together
If someone still wondering, NewsThump is a British news satire website that publishes spoof articles about current events (from wiki).
Truss is trying hard to join the right wing grift way of life. I mean there is def money to be made by being outraged and demanding a return to life 100yrs ago. But I’m not sure she can get past the lettuce.
She made a shite ton working for the petrochemical industry, already. At this stage its just greed. Blind greed.
