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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

Good afternoon I choose well groomed.

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Good afternoon I choose well groomed.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago
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  • Majorllama@lemmy.world
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    I’m from the generation that saw beheadings on 4chan when I was like 10. I’ve been pretty desensitized to shit over the course of my life.

    This makes my skin crawl.

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      My work here is done.

      • Majorllama@lemmy.world
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        I hate it so much. Why would you make my eyes see this?

        I need one of those flashy things from men in black so I can forget I ever saw it.

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      Warning: description of “light” body horror

      click

      Have you seen the drawing (thankfully) of the thin strip of skin above the fingernail being peeled all the way back to the knuckle?

      That image ruined me the first time I found it.

      • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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        fuck that image and fuck my curiosity for clicking on that spoiler

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        I have. It used to bother me but I saw it so many times that it no longer bothers me. But I do remember the first time I saw it. I did NOT like it.

  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    7/10 chance that one of those jagged pieces is going to get caught in something and rip so bad that it will expose your nail bed and bleed like a gunshot wound.

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      i once lost my whole nail when i was 7 or 8, doesnt really hurt.

      • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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        I once lost a nail during a renovation with dirty worn out leather gloves covered in sweat. I had torn a nail earlier and I didn’t think much of it. When I went to take off my gloves, tired, sweating and without thinking, it torn 3/4 of my nail off my index finger. Since my heart was pounding from my work, it immediately started squirting blood and it hurt like hell.

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        Idk wtf kinda bad ass stuff 8 year old you was made of. I rip my nail off and expose the soft tissue underneath that normally isnt exposed to air and it burns like a bitch for a while. Then when that wears off it burns if I catch it on anything until the nail grows back over it!

      • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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        my sister did the same when she was little. It hurt a lot for her

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          i guess i was very lucky, also my nail didnt Rip off or anything, it just Fell off one day.

          • TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz
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            My nails tend to fall off abruptly, too, during nail shedding season.

            • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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              I hate when a toenail falls off during the day so you have to fish it out of your sock.

          • RogueBanana@lemmy.zip
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            Bruh how does a nail just fall off like hair? Do you know why it happened?

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              yes, I was ice skating and someone fell on it… it was fine, turned blue and fell off 2 weeks later.

          • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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            that’s so weird. My sister’s fell off because she slammed her finger in a door so the pain might have been from bruising? I feel like it would still hurt anyways though lol

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              well I was ice skating and someone fell on my nail, and 2 weeks later it just fell off, but it didn’t hurt.

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        I did this 3 years in a row sword fighting with sticks all 3 times.

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      Thanks a lot for that mental image.

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    god forgives, but I don't

  • ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    deleted by creator

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      It’s what I deserve.

  • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Oops! All hangnails!

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    I hate this. Great post haha

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    Can’t wait for when pieces of every fabric i touch get stuck on my nails, mmm, great feeling yes.

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      And in my hair, promptly ripping a chunk of it out of my ponytail.

  • Panda (he/him)@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    When he wants a handjob but you secretly found out he’s been cheating on you

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      If you’re doing or receiving handjobs with your nails, please seek help.

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    This is some of the most disturbing shit I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen a lot of disturbing shit.

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      I’m scratching your back with these.

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    Thanks I hate it

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    Hang…nail shark Do do dododo Hangnail shark Do do dododo

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      OMG someone keeps using the jukebox app to spam my local bar with that song.

  • HSR🏴‍☠️@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Sine nails are missing

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    Back scratcher 📣

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