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Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Memes@lemmy.ml · 5 个月前

They said if I did it I'd go blind, so I just did it till I needed glasses.

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They said if I did it I'd go blind, so I just did it till I needed glasses.

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Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Memes@lemmy.ml · 5 个月前
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    Bubbles ain’t got no sister, right?

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      This is all the confirmation I need to say he indeed does and she needs to be on the show

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        Can we call her Sudsy?

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          Bubs N Suds

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    farnsworth

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      Professor Farnsworth

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        Bubbles

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    I think a very stoned guy posted a picture of his extremely thick glasses on Reddit once, the lack of additional context made it quite funny.

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    Safety squints

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      These will stop anti-materiel .50 BMG rounds.

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    Good news everyone!

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    What is vision like through these? Seriously.

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      A damn sight better than without them one assumes.

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        No doubt.

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        While you’re not wrong, it seems like you could have shortened your post to just the first three words.

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      The middle looks normal, but the edges curve, kind of like a fisheye lens on a camera. If you look straight ahead, everything looks normal until you start to turn your head, then everything sort of squeezes into focus as you shift your field of vision.

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        But it does at least correct to somewhat clear?

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          Mine aren’t as bad as those in the picture, but at -7 wearing glasses I can see perfectly. There’s just slight distortion at the sides that’s not really noticeable unless I’m moving my head to the side.

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            Thanks, I’ve always been curious, and looking through someone else’s pair obviously never worked.

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      She can actually see the back of her own head with these

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    There isn’t much to see here anyways. Consider 2x scopes on your firearms instead of red dots.

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