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kleptoq@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

Oxymoronic

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Oxymoronic

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kleptoq@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 4 months ago
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  • tacosanonymous@lemm.ee
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    There’s time for one pleasantry. Good day, sir.

    • M137@lemmy.world
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      That’s two.

  • Rhoeri@lemmy.world
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    “No time for pleasantries” isn’t a pleasantry. It’s just a statement.

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      a polite remark, usually made by people when they first meet to show they are friendly

      Aside from friendly intent I’d say it’s close enough

      • Rhoeri@lemmy.world
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        Yeah. Kinda falls in a grey area of colloquialism. I wouldn’t say it comes off as friendly on its own.

        It’s more… neutral? Either way…. Didn’t mean to split hairs.

      • Maggoty@lemmy.world
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        You haven’t been in a situation with no time for pleasantries then. I agree as a polite excuse it qualifies. As a statement of fact you should sit down, shut up, and see what you can do to help.

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      I’m not going to post a reply to this.

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    “But you just did! …wait!”

  • MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de
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    tailored* response

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    “I’m not going to dignify that with a response.” isn’t a pleasantry either, it’s a more brief form of “Just so we’re clear, I’m not distracted and I did hear you, I’m just ignoring you.”

    • lemurian_time_sorcery@lemmy.world
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      it’s a response though

      • pimento64@sopuli.xyz
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        Use your context clues.

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    The literal-minded still struggling with figurative speech, I see.

    • ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world
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      What do you see?

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    Obligatory linkage

  • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
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    No time for pedantry

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    No comment

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    It’s an open secret in media training that “no comment” as a response to a question is in fact a comment. Clients are usually advised to just say nothing.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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      I would be a terrible client for a PR firm. Media would ask me for a comment, and I’d make up some goofy sound effects they could quote.

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        “What do you say about the rape allegations against you?”

        “Womp Womp”

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    That’s a good NOFX song…

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