D•Scribe
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 months ago

Be sure to drop some classified stories in the comments, Seals

sh.itjust.works

message-square
42
fedilink
376

Be sure to drop some classified stories in the comments, Seals

sh.itjust.works

LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 months ago
message-square
42
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • Xanthrax@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    141
    ·
    4 months ago

    Imagine not leaking your confidential information to War of Thunder.

    THIS COMMENT WAS SPONSORED BY WAR OF THUNDER

    • SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      48
      ·
      4 months ago

      Hey, it’s almost been a month since the last leak on their forums.

      • TheOSINTguy@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        7
        ·
        4 months ago

        deleted by creator

      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        4 months ago

        reported leaks

      • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        4 months ago

        Must be a record.

      • pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        4 months ago

        FARM

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      12
      ·
      edit-2
      4 months ago

      If governments really did have crashed alien ships they’ve been reverse engineering since the 50’s as some conspiracy and UFO believers theorize, we would have had proof of it posted to the War Thunder forums by now.

    • mozingo@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      12
      ·
      4 months ago

      I think War Thunder players have leaked info like 14 times now lol

  • T00l_shed@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    64
    ·
    4 months ago

    Those frogmen look terrifying

    • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      14
      ·
      4 months ago

      HEY I’m not scary :(

      • T00l_shed@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        17
        ·
        4 months ago

        Evidently! You’re a toad!

    • Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      13
      ·
      4 months ago

      They’re just some sandwich enthusiasts with netting over their heads.

    • figjam@midwest.social
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      6
      ·
      4 months ago

      I want to dress like this for halloween

  • BatrickPateman@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    37
    ·
    4 months ago

    Out of the loop, calling for backup!

    • F04118F@feddit.nl
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      55
      ·
      4 months ago

      Frømandskorpset sounds Danish. Greenland is part of the Kingdom of Denmark. Are you aware of the Greenland news this week?

      • rumba@lemmy.zip
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        12
        arrow-down
        2
        ·
        4 months ago

        TIL Denmark claims Greenland. I wouldn’t F with the Danes.

        • Neon 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️🇹🇼🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          31
          arrow-down
          1
          ·
          edit-2
          4 months ago

          claims

          Greenland is a sovereign country in the kingdom of denmark, nothing that needs to be claimed.

          The same way denmark is a sovereign country in the kingdom of denmark

          Denmark (country) ≠ Denmark (Kingdom)

          • rumba@lemmy.zip
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            6
            ·
            4 months ago

            Are you saying that the Danes have nothing to do with the kingdom of Denmark?

            • floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com
              link
              fedilink
              English
              arrow-up
              11
              ·
              4 months ago

              Does the UK “claim” Canada because of their relationship to the crown?

              • CountVon@sh.itjust.works
                link
                fedilink
                English
                arrow-up
                26
                ·
                edit-2
                4 months ago

                The UK did claim Canada, along with most of North America, in the Royal Proclamation of 1763. Canada was granted progressively more autonomy over time but the UK still maintained ultimate sovereignty until the Canadian constitution was patriated. The UK effectively ceded its sovereignty over Canada when UK parliament passed the Canada Act 1982.

                Denmark granted Greenland autonomy with the 2009 Act on Greenland Self-Government, but Denmark still maintains the authority to modify Greenland’s constitutional arrangement. So, much like the UK still held sovereignty over Canada prior to 1982, Denmark still holds sovereignty over Greenland. Apparently there have been some efforts to draft a constitution for Greenland, but that has not been passed into law by Greenland’s lawmakers nor has it been patriated by Denmark.

                • rumba@lemmy.zip
                  link
                  fedilink
                  English
                  arrow-up
                  9
                  ·
                  4 months ago

                  This makes sense. I completely understand this thank you.

              • Monument@lemmy.sdf.org
                link
                fedilink
                English
                arrow-up
                4
                ·
                4 months ago

                Ooohhh.

                I did not realize until this moment that I didn’t understand their relationship correctly.

                • AlpacaChariot@lemmy.world
                  link
                  fedilink
                  English
                  arrow-up
                  8
                  ·
                  4 months ago

                  It’s not the same as the UK-Canada relationship either though, because the UK isn’t responsible for Canada’s defence and foreign policy.

              • Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world
                link
                fedilink
                English
                arrow-up
                3
                ·
                4 months ago

                Yes, but mostly because it’s a rock in the middle of the ocean, albeit a really big one.

                Don’t touch our rock collection.

            • Neon 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️🇹🇼🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈@lemmy.world
              link
              fedilink
              English
              arrow-up
              4
              arrow-down
              1
              ·
              4 months ago

              They do stand in a relation to each other, but they’re not the same thing.

              As I said, Denmark (country) is in the kingdom of denmark, so they have something to do with each ither.

              • rumba@lemmy.zip
                link
                fedilink
                English
                arrow-up
                5
                arrow-down
                5
                ·
                4 months ago

                Oh so this is more of a pedantic thing than an actual reasonable difference gotcha.

                • wieson@feddit.org
                  link
                  fedilink
                  English
                  arrow-up
                  11
                  ·
                  4 months ago

                  I don’t think it is for the people on the inside.

                  It’s comparable to saying: no, Scotland is not in England, Scotland is in the UK and England is in the UK.

                • Neon 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️🇹🇼🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈@lemmy.world
                  link
                  fedilink
                  English
                  arrow-up
                  5
                  arrow-down
                  2
                  ·
                  4 months ago

                  No, tht’s not it either.

                  Think of the kingdom of denmark as kind of a Mini-EU consisting of Denmark, the Faroe Islands and Greenland.

        • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          4 months ago

          Yeah, they’ll go all Danelaw across the eastern half of your country.

      • BatrickPateman@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        9
        ·
        4 months ago

        Yeah, saw the headline about what the clown said. But what does that have to do with any seals that write books? That’s what I am lost about.

        • fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          22
          arrow-down
          3
          ·
          4 months ago

          In the American special forces branch of the Navy, you receive extra Sausages, Eggs And Lard (S.E.A.L) in your rations, so these people are called “Seals”.

          Obviously, after a few years of eating so much extra greasy food, they’re no longer capable of participating in military operations, so tend to retire and write books about what they did at work.

          I think that’s correct anyway - don’t quote me on it.

          • BatrickPateman@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            11
            ·
            4 months ago

  • smokin_shinobi@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    12
    ·
    4 months ago

    Why are their eyes lit up?

    • SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      26
      ·
      4 months ago

      Slight reflection off of the rim of the front facing holes on the helmets…I think

      • Adm_Drummer@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        edit-2
        4 months ago

        They could actually be Cat-eye friend or foe markers . They’re luminescent strips usually put on the back of the head or shoulders that reflect just enough light to see someone is ahead of you in dark spaces.

        Most military helmets or hats have them. At least the ones I know of.

    • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      21
      ·
      4 months ago

      To scare nosy teenagers and their dogs away from their swamp scams.

    • nuke@sh.itjust.worksM
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      13
      ·
      4 months ago

      NATO bio labs

    • T00l_shed@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      8
      ·
      4 months ago

      I’m going to say they are wearing Ironman helmets.

    • Soleos@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      4 months ago

      Zoomed in it appears to actually be reflection off the edge of the front mounting holes in their helmets.

    • sbv@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      4 months ago

      They’re hodling and they want everyone to know it.

  • bstix@feddit.dk
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    7
    ·
    4 months ago

    People on Greenland eat seals for breakfast.

NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.works

noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works

A community for your defence shitposting needs

Rules

1. Be nice

Do not make personal attacks against each other, call for violence against anyone, or intentionally antagonize people in the comment sections.

2. Explain incorrect defense articles and takes

If you want to post a non-credible take, it must be from a “credible” source (news article, politician, or military leader) and must have a comment laying out exactly why it’s non-credible. Low-hanging fruit such as random Twitter and YouTube comments belong in the Matrix chat.

3. Content must be relevant

Posts must be about military hardware or international security/defense. This is not the page to fawn over Youtube personalities, simp over political leaders, or discuss other areas of international policy.

4. No racism / hatespeech

No slurs. No advocating for the killing of people or insulting them based on physical, religious, or ideological traits.

5. No politics

We don’t care if you’re Republican, Democrat, Socialist, Stalinist, Baathist, or some other hot mess. Leave it at the door. This applies to comments as well.

6. No seriousposting

We don’t want your uncut war footage, fundraisers, credible news articles, or other such things. The world is already serious enough as it is.

7. No classified material

Classified ‘western’ information is off limits regardless of how “open source” and “easy to find” it is.

8. Source artwork

If you use somebody’s art in your post or as your post, the OP must provide a direct link to the art’s source in the comment section, or a good reason why this was not possible (such as the artist deleting their account). The source should be a place that the artist themselves uploaded the art. A booru is not a source. A watermark is not a source.

9. No low-effort posts

No egregiously low effort posts. E.g. screenshots, recent reposts, simple reaction & template memes, and images with the punchline in the title. Put these in weekly Matrix chat instead.

10. Don't get us banned

No brigading or harassing other communities. Do not post memes with a “haha people that I hate died… haha” punchline or violating the sh.itjust.works rules (below). This includes content illegal in Canada.

11. No misinformation

NCD exists to make fun of misinformation, not to spread it. Make outlandish claims, but if your take doesn’t show signs of satire or exaggeration it will be removed. Misleading content may result in a ban. Regardless of source, don’t post obvious propaganda or fake news. Double-check facts and don’t be an idiot.


Join our Matrix chatroom


Other communities you may be interested in

  • !militaryporn@lemmy.world
  • !forgottenweapons@lemmy.world
  • !combatvideos@sh.itjust.works
  • !militarymoe@ani.social

Banner made by u/Fertility18

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 165 users / day
  • 897 users / week
  • 1.96K users / month
  • 9.15K users / 6 months
  • 2 local subscribers
  • 7.41K subscribers
  • 843 Posts
  • 7.07K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Shit@sh.itjust.works
  • OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca
  • Fisting for Freedom@sh.itjust.works
  • skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de
  • nuke@sh.itjust.works
  • skillissuer@sh.itjust.works
  • Estiar@sh.itjust.works
  • neidu2@feddit.nl
  • neidu3@sh.itjust.works
  • UI: unknown version
  • BE: 0.19.9
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org