A+ title!
I’ve gotten so used to skipping titles, I didn’t even read this one. Thank you for calling it out, I appreciate it.
Yep, upvoted for the title.
You have purchased, +1 melee.
This is a bit of a depressing reality tbh
Soda cans in a pillow case work too - Sean Penn - Bad Boys (1983)
Ah! The joys of being a lady in the city!
It’s soup for my family.
Big bags of soup!
I recently watched a video from vlad about this and it’s really depressing how citylife is actively hostile.
I had my last tin of chicken soup last week and it was lovely. I’ve frozen the rest of the turkey because I’ve had enough for a while. Beef lasagne tomorrow night.
Not gonna end well unless you’re bringing you own bags and they’re sturdy.
You should anyway. Especially if you’re walking/taking public transportation.
Sauce?
Danke schön.
Enchilada sauce comes in a can, yes
Get some pepper spray.
…to spice up the chicken soup.
Bonk! Straight to Comatown.
Canned goods? They don’t taste very well. Might as well buy some wine.
You might wine up with a mess of shards and stains. Whereas you can pummel an assailant to death and still have Chicken Corn Chowder for lunch. (Just don’t put away any dented cans, use them immediately.)
Well I think a wine bottle would do more damage, and maybe not even break.
