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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·edit-21 month ago“I used to be a piece of shit.” The most criminal thing I ever did was buy drugs and pirate stuff. Now the drugs I would buy are legal, so that just leaves the piracy.
minus-squareBreadOven@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·1 month agoI used to be a piece of shit…I still am, but I used to be also.
minus-squarelars@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoOmg I’m crying laughing. This hits the spot.
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoSounds like dialog from Poorly Drawn Lines.
minus-squareDecoy321@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month agoThe basis of the joke is most commonly attributed to Mitch Hedberg.
minus-squareBreadOven@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoThanks. I can’t remember the exact wording offhand. I may have butchered it. But that is what I was going for.
minus-squareDecoy321@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoIt’s all good, you were pretty close.
minus-squareBreadOven@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·27 days agoHaha yes. Thank you. RIP in peace Mitch. We all miss you.
“I used to be a piece of shit.”
The most criminal thing I ever did was buy drugs and pirate stuff. Now the drugs I would buy are legal, so that just leaves the piracy.
I used to be a piece of shit…I still am, but I used to be also.
Omg I’m crying laughing. This hits the spot.
Sounds like dialog from Poorly Drawn Lines.
The basis of the joke is most commonly attributed to Mitch Hedberg.
Thanks. I can’t remember the exact wording offhand. I may have butchered it. But that is what I was going for.
It’s all good, you were pretty close.
Haha yes. Thank you. RIP in peace Mitch. We all miss you.