Phones in 2035 be like:
Fuck the Big 3, it’s just me!
You drop your phone. Your keys and wallet: Fool! You thought you could live without us!
That’s why I got the 2035 biist™ implant, you can’t lose it!
the 2035 biist™ implant
Not compatible with any 2034 or 2036 appliances. Please see your local neurosurgeon for an upgrade.
Spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch.
Don’t forget the flask of Scotch.
I say this every morning, so I don’t forget my testicles when I leave the house.
This is less of a problem for me these days.
My phone is my primary source of audio content, so it’s easy to remember. I also have a smart / keypad lock, a digital wallet, a physical wallet that magnetically connects to my phone case, and my keys / phone have UWB trackers on them.
The world may be getting shittier, but we have top scientists and engineers working on the “I forgot my keys / wallet” problem.
When I travel, I love places with digital keylocks and digital wallet.
I felt real cyberpunk to use my phone to map how to get to my fancy hotel/Airbnb that unlocked automatically when I got near and wave my phone at the vending machine to get a soda and then order food through my phone.
The part I panic about is constantly keeping my phone charged.
Fuck the big three, it’s just big me
when I talk about it
it carries on
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As my great grandfather used to say: “specitacals, testicles, wallet and watch”
View the keys, wallet, and cell phone as the necks connecting the bodies to the heads above.
My phone NEVER leaves my side, that’s not a big issue. And thankfully my wallet is 99% obsolete, as most of the cards are already in my phone, and the few that aren’t fit in my flip case. Keys are another story, fuck keys! Bulky loud ass bullshit! I’d love a keychain that could live in my phone or have the format of a card.
My Renault car has a pretty neat card that auto locks and unlocks the car. I just keep it in my breast pocket (or backpack in the summer) and forget about it.
There are electronic keys. NFC and the like. Better yet, if you have a smart watch it can act like a key.
I used this meme to get ready today but I messed up and accidentally left the house with keys, wallet, and Stalin
Well, at least you’re gonna get shit done today. Try to steer clear the crimes against humanity, though…
My wallet has been replaced by earbuds as i can use my phone for payments, but like to listen to podcasts on the go.
Yeah, I thought this meant like UK was the keys to the allies getting a real foothold in Europe, America was the one providing the funding and Russia…
…is a cell phone?
I think I overthought this meme.
Russia…
…is a cell phone?
The Soviets did invent them.
Didn’t some dude from Motorola do that?
Martin Cooper, but I think maybe UnderpantsWeevil was making a joke.
Edit: Nope, they were serious but it’s not exactly what we’d think of as a cell phone as far as I can tell.
Cell phones were invented in America, weren’t they?
Leonid Kupriyanovich, a Moscow engineer, developed a series of experimental pocket-sized radios in the 1950s and 1960s:
- In 1957, Kupriyanovich patented a wireless phone device that weighed about 3 kg.
- In 1961, he presented a portable phone that weighed 70 grams and could fit in the palm of your hand.
- Kupriyanovich’s radiotelephones shared a common base station, which we now call a cell tower.
- Kupriyanovich’s “Altay” radio-based cell network was used by emergency services and remained popular after the fall of the Soviet Union.
However, the Soviet bureaucracy prioritized using early cell phone research to develop car phones for the Soviet upper ranks instead of mass producing cell phones for the general public.
So should we give credit to people like Marconi and Tesla for inventing what we know today as the cell phone? I suppose the delineation isn’t necessarily so clear.
So should we give credit to people like Marconi and Tesla for inventing what we know today as the cell phone?
For the telephone, certainly. And for a host of other radio-based technology. You should probably include Michael Faraday and James Maxwell.
But Kupriyanovich holds the patent on wireless telephones, specifically.
Got any links that shows pictures of all these devices? The article is kinda sparse but it sounds fascinating.
Russia is who you call. When you need them to come to war and bring 10 million of their closest friends.
EDC THREAD, SQUARE UP!
sound of 20 Glocks hitting a table
i love edc stuff but i am always questioning myself on how tf those people carry everything without always thinking about the 20 things in their pockets
My dumbass is always over here going
…but if their phone is on the table, what took the photo?
I always laugh at people carrying 3 guns when they show their edc on YouTube. How many fucking enemies do you have? Are you such a big shot drug dealer you need that amount of protection? But you’re just a fat old white guy with an office job… I don’t get it. I carry a Leatherman because I love to have pliers and some tiny scissors. That’s the only thing which could be used as a weapon I guess, but why would I, I’m never in a fight or dangerous situation. The more weapons you carry with you, the more dangerous every situation you make yourself.
Who needs a wallet these days. It’s the big 2 now, just keys and phone.
WOWEE
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I’m to the point I need to carry two pairs now, it’s so frustrating.
Ah, that’s where I left them.
I get uncomfortable when they’re not in my pockets…