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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 5 months ago

Battle like MEN

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Battle like MEN

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    Wanna suggest to use this in human wars. State leaders have to battle it out like this.

    Immediate end to all wars, no doubt.

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      You doubt the power of my kissies?!

    • Phineaz@feddit.org
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      Wars break out all over the world Trust us smooch , we are doing this smooch for our country!

      • henfredemars@infosec.pub
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        CNN viewership skyrockets.

    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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      I’m starting twice as many wars to see if I get to lock lips with Margaret Thatcher

      • Comment105@lemm.ee
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        Well, about that one…

        • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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          yeah i know she’s a lousy kisser. i’m worse. I win this round.

    • JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee
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      Either there’d be no more wars, or dentures would start to look very interesting.

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    Who wants to fight!? 😡

    (👉👈)

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      First one to loosen, loses?

      I’ll compete on the condition there’s a drug test before hand.

      • Cris@lemmy.world
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        😳

        So like… Psych meds and hormones don’t count right…?

        • Dasus@lemmy.world
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          No no, that’s a “drugtest”. I want a drug test. I want to test some drugs before the cock-off.

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    They tried it in the past

    but normally they only dare to deal with defenseless babies to show their superiority

    • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socialist_fraternal_kiss

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        I know, maybe also mencionable kisses from a Mafia boss.

  • cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Its not gay if its for fighting right?.. right?

    • Slovene@feddit.nl
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      Right. Let’s have a sword fight. 😉

    • darvit@lemmy.darvit.nl
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      You mean like those amateur wrestlers wearing singlets?

    • fossilesque@mander.xyzOPM
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      Right, but in between each round you need to say “no homo.”

  • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    I’m ready to fight! LET’S GO! COME AT ME, BROS!

    powercry-1

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    This is what comes to mind whenever someone uses that “Iron sharpens iron” line.

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    Dudes rock

  • DarkCloud@lemmy.world
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    “We’re just innocent men”

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    They’re a type of Gourami, and I believe they’re all aggressive. -Hence why people use plants and shelters to give other fish hiding spots.

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      No, that’s a bruxish

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