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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago

New York May Create Hotline For Threatened CEOs

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago
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    if ceo assassinations were a tenth as common as school shootings, the usa would have the toughest gun control laws in the world.

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  • foggy@lemmy.world
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    Totally calling that line (from a Google voice number obtained on a VM) to chat with the underpaid folks about the inanity of their job but how they should take that paycheck and also demand more because the lines are flooded.

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      Just make sure you use burner number.

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      you know that google can map the call to your IP and your provider (or VPN provider) the IP to your payment method, right?

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        Not mullvad. Paid for my VPN with cash.

        You know that spoofing an IP is trivially easy, right?

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          not if you want to get a reply

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            On a hotline? I’ll be alright thanks.

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              no, for your IP packages that you spoofed the sender adress on. how do you think the remote host will reach it?

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                They’re not calling me.

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                  when you open an IP connection for your phone call or your VPN, there need three packages to be sent back and forth. you won’t get the second one if you spoofed the IP, hence the call or VPN won’t even start.

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    • Optional@lemmy.world
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      sigh well that was a real nice secret CEO hotline we had once.

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      My head went to the exact same place.

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    I’m sure no online community would constantly prank call that hotline 😎👍

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      I mean, it’s not hard to become a CEO. It’s not expensive to register an LLC. And you can give yourself whatever stupid title you want.

      And, whose to say I, a newly minted CEO, don’t feel in fear for my life due to my health insurance company? Make yourself a CEO, and any time they deny a claim, call in to report your health insurance company for threatening your life.

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    Hard to call when you have a bullet in the head.

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    Ironically, if you really wanted to make healthcare CEOs safer, you’d set up a hotline for people who have been denied medical coverage.

    Hope leads to peace, despair leads to bullets.

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    I hope it’s just a recording of Nelson Muntz saying “Ha ha!”

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      That would be…

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    Someone should hack it so it just redirects to Kitboga’s scammer-trapping labyrinth.

    Or better yet, it detects which CEO is calling, and it just dumps the bastards into their own company’s AI-hell phone tree.

    I prefer my punishments to be ironic.

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    Can women who are threatened by abusive exes use this hotline? Or is it only for capitalist murderers?

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      Strictly for those that don’t need it. Just like most of what the likes of Hochum and Adams prioritize.

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    Thoughts and prayers. 👼 Maybe they need more mindfulness seminars.

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    0118 999 881 999 119 725

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      Tap for spoiler

      …3

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    “We have to get over it.”

    Illustrious Donald Trump

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    Someone needs to leak that number.

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    There’s a good chance that if this gets enough push back they’ll just implement it quietly and call it something else. Nobody will even know.

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