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irreticent@lemmy.zip to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 个月前

Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.

www.xatakaon.com

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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.

www.xatakaon.com

irreticent@lemmy.zip to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 个月前
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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart
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Texas is the land where regulation is always second, or so they say. However, it’s also a state where politicians have chosen to regulate oddly specific...

cross-posted from: https://ponder.cat/post/952397

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    Always love how republicans and conservatives are constantly so preoccupied with sex, sex, sex all the time and in ever more imaginative and obscure ways.

    I now associate their religious beliefs to sex, Jesus, sex, guns, sex, the American flag and sex.

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      Did you say “Jesus sex”?

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        Is this the second cumming?

        • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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          It wasn’t the first temptation of Christ, and it sure as hell won’t be the last.

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        Removed by mod

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          WT ACTUAL F did I just see

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            That guy was called Longinus. His lance is legendary I hear

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              Biggus Dickus is next in line.

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          Jesus Fucking Christ … literary!

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        Jesus is coming…. grab a towel.

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      Not healthy sex - fucked up power-games sex.

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        … so S&M and BDSM? … the power of the Lord, with a ball strap to your mouth.

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          It can’t be, because BDSM is too consensual for them

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          Consent is the cornerstone of BDSM and ideally any kind of power exchange is discussed beforehand and freely agreed upon by all parties involved.

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            Oh good … what’s the safe word in Texas then?

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              Hold yer horses

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          I think they mean the “You want the job, but not the dick? That’s not how this works.” kind of sex.

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      Genital Obsessed Party

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      “The government needs to stay out of people’s lives! Unless it’s the private activities of people I find icky, then they should control the hell out of them!”

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        Modern conservative mentality … “Everyone should suffer and be sacrificed for my benefit, in this life and the next!”

        … actually, it’s always been like that,

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