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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 6 months ago

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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 6 months ago
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    6 months ago

    2024: What are you doing with 16GB RAM and 300% CPU at 5.4GHz?

    • Running some random process introduced with Windows 11 that adds literally nothing to the users experience other than heat and fan noise
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      Haven’t you noticed? Windows 11 24H2 got ported to an electron app

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        I mean, the taskbar, start menu and file explorer header is written in react native

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          Wait seriously? I’d have assumed it would at least be written in .NET or something and not fucking JavaScript.

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            its somewhere in day 2 https://react.dev/blog/2024/05/22/react-conf-2024-recap

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          That flashing colon between hour and minute is rendered server-side! What a masterpiece!

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            Windows 12 will be an Edge instance running on Windows 11.

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          If true, that… explains a lot.

    • t҉̠̙ǵ̣̞̄ͪ͜x̸̱͚̳ͫ͐̑̈ͯͣ̚n̒͌҉͉̦̜̝ͅ@lemmy.tgxn.net
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      what do you means adds nothing? it adds all the ads and telemetry services, and the services that make sure the other services are not turned off 🤣

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      Running some random process introduced with Windows 11 that adds literally nothing to the users experience other than heat and fan noise

      You forgot to mention how important and helpful the telemetry will be! /s

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