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  • HexesofVexes@lemmy.world
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    We also need irrational fucks for the complex field don’t we?

    • over_clox@lemmy.world
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      We already have irrational fucks, they’re called politicians.

      • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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        Brilliant, and succinct. 10 points

        • Log in | Sign up@lemmy.world
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          So now we have both irrational and fractional fucks, we have all real fucks, and since we can have “twisted fuck” we can rotate any fuck through any angle and we have the entire complex fuck plane.

          • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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            Would a Gordian knot be like an ouborous of fucks?

            • Comment105@lemm.ee
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              Oh, I’ve seen that video

              • anomnom@sh.itjust.works
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                And now a whole generation of 12 year old boys thinks that’s what normal sex is like.

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                  Fun fact about me, I was actually 12 once.

          • Szyler@lemmy.world
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            Person 1: “fuck you!”

            Person 2: “a real fuck to you to”

        • dmMeYourNudes@lemmynsfw.com
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          deleted by creator

    • Kogasa@programming.dev
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      Yes, OP only gets you to Q[i]

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Of course there is imaginary fucking. What do you think people do when they jerk off?

    • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      No that’s simulated fucking. Imaginary would be a wet dream

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        Both could be both. You could have an imaginary fuck while awake, you could have a simulated fuck with a wet dream that doesn’t involve any fucking, stimulating fucking without actually imagining it

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    What in the flying fuck implies there must also be falling fucks, running fucks, swimming fucks, lazy fucks, and fucking fucks.

    If I’m missing something here, please fucking let me know.

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      Went on vacation in NYC last year. Can confirm, was called a fucking fuck.

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        But were you called a pretty fuck or an ugly fuck?

        I’ve been called pretty fucking ugly, sooo…

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          Hmmm so it may have been a compliment

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        That fuck’s a fuck-fucking fuck, by virtue of that fuck calling the fuck that is you not merely a fuck but rather a fucking fuck. So fucked.

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      Fucking fucks imply the existence of asexual fucks.

      Mother-fucking fucks are all I can find on Pornhub these days.

      • Comment105@lemm.ee
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        Lots of fucked fucks on there, too. For unfucked fucks.

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      …static fuck?

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    Being all out of fucks to give also implies they are finite and exchangeable.

    Are fucks a form of cryptocurrency?!

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      The oldest profession traded in it so they are arguably the original currency.

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        A good point 😅

    • absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz
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      Just because you are all out of fucks, doesn’t really have anything to do with the finite/infinite nature of all fucks.

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        If I have none, clearly I have to mine more with my GPU.

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      A currency for sure. Both crypto and not

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  • Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world
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    ‘What the ever-loving fuck’ implies that love can overcome all.

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      Or it implies that eternal love cannot exist or cannot exist in the presence of a never ending fuck, leading to the surprise in the statement

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    So, “what in the isomorphic fuck” covers all the bases?

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      No, because then you enter into Homomorphic fucks.

      Beyond that you have the ring of fucks.

      Shit gets real within the field of fucks, entering the fuck domains

      Further you get Abelian fucks

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    I take “what the absolute fuck” to mean there’s a platonic ideal of “fuck” and that’s what they’re referring to.

    But this did make me want to find out the etymology of “absolute” :

    https://www.etymonline.com/word/absolute

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      (thank|fuck)you, this is going to waste my whole weekend. A visual representation of etymology, that is awesome, I guess I am one of the 10,000 today

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    “What kind of fuckery is this?”

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    Yes, this is correct.

    You dont even have to be a math nerd to innately know this.

    Like, I’m about to go to work & dispense imaginary fucks all day (because math-lord knows I have no real fucks to give anymore).

    (The thing is they are both imaginary as well as irrational fucks, which complicates math a lot & I only work with fuck approximations)

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    what the absolute fuck implies relative fucks; it’s not a math term

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      |fuck|

      yes it is.

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      ¿Porque no los dos?

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    I could fuck less.

    • Szyler@lemmy.world
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      Not possible for me 🫠

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        If negative fucks are real, then it would be possible.

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    Lots and lots of possible interpretations for “I don’t give a single fuck”.

    Including dozens…

    • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I don’t give a married fuck/I don’t give a widowed fuck

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    Best word in the entire English language. Nothing else compares.

    • samus12345@lemmy.world
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      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxpV8D8K9JI

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    Yes to all of those.

    Source, my time in the Army.

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    Holy fuck

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      Unholy fuck.

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        Both mythology fucks.

        A special subset of both imaginary & irrational fucks.

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        I’ve seen that video

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