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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 个月前

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  • Pasta Dental@sh.itjust.works
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    The person who decided of this should be fired. Same for 77+33

    • Prison Mike@links.hackliberty.org
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      Why?

      77 + 3 = 80
      80 + 30 = 110
      
      • tired_n_bored@lemmy.world
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        77+33 must be 100.

        Proof: 7+3 = 10, so 77+33 = 100

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          either that or 1010

          110 is nonsense

        • Prison Mike@links.hackliberty.org
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          Just moving the 3 over makes this obvious: 77 + 3 = 80. Taking the zero off both 80 and the remaining 30, you get 8 + 3 which is so obviously not 10, therefore not 100.

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            Do you think I was serious lol

            77+33=100 is an Internet joke

      • Pasta Dental@sh.itjust.works
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        Wrong it’s 100

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  • SingularEye@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    it’s 450

    • Schneemann@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Yes, 550÷2=450

      • cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Weird how one answer gets more upvotes

      • revlayle@lemm.ee
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        deleted by creator

  • JaymesRS@literature.cafe
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    99 ÷ 2 = 92 though, right?

    • Aermis@lemmy.world
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      8 个月前

      Found the OSRS player.

  • AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world
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    Let’s double check

    225 x 2

    Solve for x

    • Annoyed_🦀 @monyet.cc
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      Answer: X = Formerly Twitter

      • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net
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        So it’s value is essentially zero?

        • Elvith Ma'for@feddit.org
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          So… 22502 is the solution!

    • LouNeko@lemmy.world
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      Let’s put 2 on the other side.

      225 x 2

      Now 2 wears 225 as a hat. Which means x is kinda funny.

    • fl42v@lemmy.ml
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      Lefthand side is empty, “empty” is not a number, hence x is NaN as well.

    • suaroof@lemmy.world
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      No

    • lugal@lemmy.world
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      When people don’t learn roman numerals at school anymore…

      It’s 10, plain and simple

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    I don’t understand why it’s upsetting:

    500 ÷ 2 = 250
    50 ÷ 2 = 25
    250 + 25 = 275
    
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      I think it’s because people want patterns to exist even where they don’t. But this one is extra sensitive. The declaration becomes even less interesting in non-base-ten systems. I’m not even sure why 225 would be intuitive to anybody. I guess that’s what makes it a shit post.

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        I mean the top level post is just incorrect, this is a shitpost making fun of people who aren’t capable of basic calculus. I don’t wanna be like the c/whoosh gal but obviously 550/2 = 225 it’s almost ridiculous that this whole post became so big because of people thinking they know better

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      I see you doing incorrect math I have to downvote

  • Programmer Belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    But is 250 + 25

  • jaybone@lemmy.world
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    I don’t get it.

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      I think it’s because if you take the numbers individually, 225 looks like it would be half of 550 because 25 is half of 50.

      But in actuality, half of 550 is 275.

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        I don’t know where you got your doctor from mister but it certainly isn’t in mathematics. The post is making fun of people like you defying the laws of basic calculus.

      • lugal@lemmy.world
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        If 275 is half of 550, then what is half of 275?

        Checkmate atheist

  • Dasus@lemmy.world
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    Oh shit, I was gonna block the poster because this is absolutely shit even for shit posting. But then its him and I’d lose like 30% of lemmy.world content.

    Goddamn

    Get a hold of yourself man

    • TriflingToad@lemmy.world
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      this is peak shitposting

      • Dasus@lemmy.world
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        I respectfully disagree

  • socsa@piefed.social
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    That’s not very upsetting

    • Remotedeck@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Don’t staunch your heavy heart. It’s okay to feel things, it won’t make you week. Cry if you want to it will be okay.

      • prongs@lemm.ee
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        I finally have a reason to use my weeks of accumulated sick leave.

  • 0ops@lemm.ee
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    Noted

  • Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world
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    Sniff sniff, yup this one has nuts in it.

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