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Catholic Church, Without A Hint of Irony, Unveils Loli MascotIt really is a wild fucking timeline we’re living in right now.
The Vatican actually trying to harness the power of God and anime at the same time lmao.
In about 60 hours of playtime, Luce will be level 99 and set off to kill God. What have they unleashed?
I don’t like it that much…
His Holiness forgot what the internet does to anime girls…
Rule 34 incoming…
How did they not go with buddy christ? This is just far to on the nose
Don’t he pop?
Are we sure this is not satire?
It’s 100% real, she’s been animated and everything. Multiple news orgs are reporting on this.
I actually really like the design with the shells for eyes. Until I read the text, I thought they were fireworks or something like that.
Is this something they have done in the past or is this because they are holding the Expo in Osaka next year?
It seems like maybe they’ve had mascots before? Nothing on this level they’re trying to push for sure though.
looking up official mascot of the Holy Year 2024 etc gave me generic sports mascots
Shortage of children to abuse requires additional access pipelines?
Surely the internet will not be weird about this. Surely no degeneracy will commence.
I’ve already seen some very unholy art with her…
OK where is the cameraman?
