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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Even the $44 billion didn't help.

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Even the $44 billion didn't help.

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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    Somehow, this looks less worse than whatever he is now

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      There’s something endearing about a young person trying to look cool by being edgy, completely oblivious to the fact that everyone sees through their facade. When a middle aged man is still trying to look cool by being edgy it’s decidedly less endearing.

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        Ok but he wasn’t really a young person 9 years ago

        Edit: I thought someone mentioned this was 9 years ago but I don’t see where I could have read that, so nevermind. Also, fuck that guy.

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          You clearly didn’t read the entire comment.

        • BlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.world
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          9 years is in the picture.

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          This wasn’t him 9 years ago dumbass

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            Oh damn. Who’s the edgelord now?

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        There’s something endearing about a young person trying to look cool by being edgy, completely oblivious to the fact that everyone sees through their facade.

        not really

    • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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      Post this at him on Twitter, captioned “you wish your hair was this good”

      • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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        But that would require me actually using Twitter

    • OpenStars@startrek.website
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      It has evolved.

  • Revan343@lemmy.ca
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    Fuckin’ dress like an awkward edgelord, go for it.

    When this picture was the worst thing he was known for, his reputation was better than it is now

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    What are you doing, JP?

    • Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world
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      • King3d@lemmy.world
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        Love me some grandmas boy references.

  • L0wded_@sh.itjust.works
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    “Permanently removed from the internet forever.” Once it’s on the internet, it’ll be there till the day you die.

    • Shialac@lemmy.world
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      But thanks to modern SEO, Ads and useless algorithms I can’t find shit

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      Once it’s on the internet, it’ll be there till the day you die.

      Unless it’s something you want to stay. Then it vanishes into the ether, and nobody seems to have it archived anywhere.

      EDIT: Join us at !datahoarder@lemmy.ml or /r/datahoarder (unfortunately the datahoarder community is mostly active on Reddit still).

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        It’s always sad. I read a bit about hobby gameboy game development and a few sites where stilll up, but a lot of links where dead. A few tools just disappeared with all download links dead.

    • Cruxifux@lemmy.world
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      Unless you actually want it scrubbed.

      I’m reminded every year on my Facebook memories of this fact when I posted the Donald Trump Oprah interview where he said he’d run as a Republican because they’re the dumbest voters and we had a long conversation about it in my feed, and the video is removed. And every instance of it is gone. And snopes has a fake fact check on it, claiming it was from a magazine and was false. And people have discussions about it being a Mandela effect thing.

      Except we quote it in our conversations on my old Facebook post.

      The internet is not a bastion of unfettered memory that cannot be manipulated. That whole thing shattered that illusion for me.

    • Ignotum@lemmy.world
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      That implies that all your photos disappear the moment you die

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        Whoops, but you know what I’m getting at right?

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          I think i do…
          You’re saying that the native Americans were right, that photographs capture a part of your soul, and so when you die, the photographs die with you!

          (I understood what you said the first time, i just felt like being a bit of a silly goose)

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      Sometimes your photos appear only after you die!

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    Elon is like.

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      Adios. Turd nuggets!

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        JP you’re fuckin’ weird

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    Such a POS. I’m so glad I changed my mind about dropping $$ on the pre-order for the 3 series.

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    did he ever explain why he hates that photo so much? I think it’s kinda dapper with an attitude. Not entirely a bad photo.

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      Probably because it looks like he only speaks in anime quotes and brings his plastic replica katana (“well ackchyually, it’s a tachi, as you can see because of the way…”) when going to the mall with his mom.

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    Definitely Elon Musk

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      Adios, turd nuggets

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        Hey, tell me, how much do clothes cost in the Matrix?

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      They really missed out in Avatar by not giving his character metal legs.

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    ngl, this looks way cooler than the current Elon Musk.

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      That’s clearly Michael Jackson

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    Elon Scissorhands.

    • Okokimup@lemmy.world
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      Emo Musk

      • Annoyed_🦀 @monyet.cc
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        Emo Husk

        • 2deck@lemmy.world
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          Moe Suk

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            Suk moe

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    Bootleg interview with the vampire vibes

  • lugal@lemmy.ml
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    If only someone had saved it and could upload it again…

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      you know full well that’s not how the internet works, son

  • ℕ𝕠𝕓𝕠𝕕𝕪 𝕆𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝@lemmy.world
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    not enough hee hee

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    Why ?? This looks far far better than what he looks now i kinda think its cool ngl. Also i do hate elone but this kinda goes hard feels like something depp would wear (i don’t know why i made that comparison)

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    The only solution is to permanently remove the air from your lungs

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