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minus-squareN0body@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up56·23 hours ago“AI,” what should I do about being constipated? Painfully stretch your rectum to gaping in order to accommodate your constipation.
minus-square✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·32 minutes agoYour rectum stretches anyway. It’s actually kind of like a big stretchy poop bag. You’re thinking anus. -nurse
minus-squaresouthsamurai@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·20 hours agoThat is called impaction removal, and I have done that to people for fun and profit.
minus-square✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-228 minutes agoAs a CNA? Your RNs were lazy. They shouldn’t allow CNAs to do digital disimpaction. In some places even RNs aren’t allowed to do it, only providers.
“AI,” what should I do about being constipated?
Painfully stretch your rectum to gaping in order to accommodate your constipation.
Your rectum stretches anyway. It’s actually kind of like a big stretchy poop bag. You’re thinking anus. -nurse
Be brave and reach in.
That is called impaction removal, and I have done that to people for fun and profit.
As a CNA? Your RNs were lazy. They shouldn’t allow CNAs to do digital disimpaction. In some places even RNs aren’t allowed to do it, only providers.