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deroyonz@lemmy.zip to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago

I'm person who's about to have a heart attack. AMA

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I'm person who's about to have a heart attack. AMA

deroyonz@lemmy.zip to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    1 month ago

    Why?

    • deroyonz@lemmy.zipOP
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      1 month ago

      I’m like, old and unhealthy or something

      idk not a doctor

      • AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        1 month ago

        No like why should we ask you something?

        • deroyonz@lemmy.zipOP
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          because you are obligated by AMA law

          • AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            “No gods no masters” includes whoever made AMA law so I’m legally exempt

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              too late, you already asked two questions. Laugh at this law abiding citizen 🫵😏

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                1 month ago

                While trying to find a gif of Pacifica Northwest saying “I’m ruined!” in Mabel’s daydream, I accidentally found a different gif that could also apply to this conversation:

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    Once upon a time, I was pumping the blood
    But now I’m only falling apart
    There’s nothing I can do
    A total attack of the heart

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