I absolutely fucking hate bureaucracy

Currently sitting through food handler training for like the third time, apparently I have to do this like every 2-3 years until I get a different job or die because the state thinks I'm going to somehow forget absolutely basic shit like "40-145°F is the temperature danger zone" which i promise you is not gonna happen. Why can't I just get a certification that says i'm built different and don't need to do this over and over and over again