Introducing... Snuggle Sessions!

All previous attempts by revolutionary communists to combat revisionism have resulted in nothing more than brutal torture and humiliation in so-called "struggle sessions", where the person would be subjected to the most heinous of treatment by youngsters.

Not any more!

We are now practicing an alternative method of liquidating the bourgeois headquarters — snuggle sessions!

With snuggle sessions, we will have all loving and huggy people in the socialist country cuddle the revisionism out of opportunists and capitalist roaders. Through constant and principled line snuggle, revisionism can be routed once and for all!

Uphold the power of snuggle sessions!