Fully embracing my Daditude in 2026

Fully embracing the dad life this year. Dad bod, I go watch my kids play sporbs and I cheer appropriately, my dad joke telling ability has finally blossomed. I own new balance sneakers and wear shorts with my socks pulled up. I told one of my teens breakfast was the most important meal of the day last weekend, and to not mess with the thermostat either.

It has all been leading up to this.