why does my knife need a web browser smh

apparently google has been putting their software in everything including the kitchen sink since 1798??

read for yourself if you don't believe me - source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stainless_steel

the source is a little known but nifty website that desperately needs funding so if you go there you should give them like a dollar or whatever your local equivalent is, like one peso or a bitcoin or what have you

apologies for the english I am an american