In a way, it really is remarkable how a guy can go from jorkin' it to Chairy from Pee Wee's Playhouse to being a heartbeat away from the Presidency

Truly the AmeriKKKan dream.

But it's like one of those dreams where you're 7 years old and being chased around the kitchen table by wolves, and you're wearing socks and the floor is linoleum so you keep slipping constantly.