ah yes hello my fellow civilians on reddit how do we all do? pay no mind to my random-string-of characters name or that i talk like i'm in a Law and Order episode. boy do i love the police!

the saddest part? there is a high chance this isn't even actually a fed, it's some boot licking dipshit who looks like he works for Geek Squad appropriating cop vernacular he picked up on the "EveryDayCarry" subreddit