Predictions for 2026

2026 will be the year of the 9front desktop
Hexbear will upgrade to a quad 56k modem bonded over Multilink PPP
Sean Connery will be released from the torment nexus
Half Life 2 Episode 3 will be released for the Playstation 5, Sega Spartan, and 9front PC's
GNU/Hurd 0.999 will be released
Apple will open source 'project star trek' for x86 systems
The Juche calendar will be made the default for Windows 11 PCs due to what business leaders call 'interference by woke AI'.
Scientists will discover air fryers were the cause of dark energy all along.
"A 20 pound bag of sugar" will be the surprise winner at the Oscars
'The Simpsons' will be canceled due to claims of 'witchcraft' by the Trump Administration
Slovenian film critic Slavoj Žižek will climb a doric column and refuse to come down
The Cleveland Browns will win the ICC World Test Championship beating England 551 to 334
In health, breathing in and out repeatedly will be found to cure asphyxiation.
The last round of of beanie baby bonds will come to maturity
The crumhorn will make a comeback
The Gävle goat will be burned down this year due to a mishap with overly large magnifying glass
Kings Ottokar II and Stephen V will sign a peace agreement at Pressburg, settling territorial claims, following the failed invasion of Hungary by Ottokar in April. In the agreement, Stephen promises not to support Ottokar's opponents in Carinthia, and Ottokar renounces the castles he and his partisans occupy in Hungary.