No one knows what to call these things (AI Smart Glasses)

I got a few suggestions:

• Spywear
• Panopticals
• Suckerbucks
• LensCrappers

The thing is, if these things had a reason for existing besides being data-collection apparatuses for big tech, I would love them. Not to wear out and about, but for various tasks where a heads-up display would be useful. Like, imagine working on an Arduino, ESP32, etc project and having the pinout overlaid. Or having them display the readout from a multimeter while you're doing electrical work.

Here's hoping the jailbreak scene on these is promising.