I need help pinching off the SHITPO phonetic alphabet

Since we're re-taking the shit, I figured we should have a more efficient way to communicate. However, my brain is as smooth as a fresh burrito excretion and I gave up after 5 minutes. Maybe you all wouldn't mind dumping some more ideas?

ArseholeButtholeCornDookieExcrementsFlatulenceGastrointestinalHaloIcontinenceJunkKardashianLoafMudbuttNethersO-ringPoopQuebecRusty-trumpetSphincterTurdUranusVaganusWilly Wonka's Chocolate FactoryXitterYarvinZephyr

edit: finalized some. Trying to keep most of them at 1 word to match the NATO version, with the exception of W intentionally left absurdly long to defeat the whole purpose of the alphabet.

edit2: had to make an update to commemorate the holy days of cornposting