Watching the new season of Fionna and Cake is so fucking frustrating (SPOILERS)
Watching the new season of Fionna and Cake is so fucking frustrating (SPOILERS)
"Oh no Queenie stole our stuff" hahaha just fucking kill her? Squash her like a bug? Who is going to stop you, the unpowered, non magical police?
I am just constantly shouting in my head "just fucking kill her already! It would be so easy!"
They try to steal back a paltry number of possessions but are stopped by some kinda "fire god" i barely remember from the first season who "needs the money" and it's like my man if Cake can't just crush you with her ass you're by default the most phenomenal cosmic power in this universe you do not need the money just melt queenie already
And then to establish that this is going to be Liberalism The Show what course of action do our intrepid heroes decide on? Oh, they're going to buy the property back from queenie. At the prices she'll dictate. Wow omg yaas so owned
why does it have to be like this