Tips for blow drying my hair without wanting to die?

I have tried:• air drying (takes too long, extends wet hair misery)• having short hair (can't have short hair at one of my jobs)• dryer bonnet (somewhat better cuz at least I can sorta multitask)• sitting in front of box fan (takes too long)• paying hairdresser to do it (expensive)

Figured I'd see if you guys know any tips and tricks...